things i have learnt

Confession:I saw No Entry yesterday.Yeah go ahead n tell me im a looser.But durin the prep leaves,u can even watch a documentary on how mozarella cheese is different from parmesan cheese if it keeps u away from ur books for a while.N here r some of the things i observed.
What men will learn from watchin No Entry:
1.Cheating on ur wife is good.Its healthy and fun.Hidin it from her is even more fun.
2.Bipasha Basu gets hotter every day.
3.Ull be unhappy if ur married ,but u shud get married neways.
4.If salman khan can get hair plugs,so can we!
5.Kamwali bais are really hot minus the tobacco breath.
6.Always drive a cool car.
7.Its ok if ur wife is bitter and unhappy.Thats her job stupid!

What I learnt from watching No Entry:
1.Not all men are jerks,but all of them r stupid.
2.Anil Kapoor,pls retire,or cut ur hair.
3.U r not supposed to oggle at other men if ur married.Ur husbands can do so.They r stupid remember?
4.Try to look as much as possible like Bipasha Basu.
5.The only good thing that comes of marriage,is 'legitimate' children.
6.Be in denial of the fact that ur unhappy,thats what women do best.
6.If u find out ur husband is cheatin on u,dont divorce him,just forgive him.
7.On 2nd thoughts......dont divorce him,live in his house,spend all his money,cheat on him and make his life miserable.
8.If ur not capable of all of the above,just turn lesbian,atleast then cheating is allowed.
Lets just say that No Entry taught me a lot of things.But the hopeless romantic that I am, still believe that not all men are jerks.Atleast thats what my mom has told me.
Just an observation,all the wives in the movie ie Lara Dutta,Esha Deol,and that other wierd looking woman,wear salwar kameezes thruout the movie.But on the poster,they look like ordinary hookers,complete wid the naval showing n all.
So basically,ur allowed to be half naked only on the poster covers,but wen ur an Indian wife,u better not so much as show ur naked shoulder.Ill keep that in mind.And they say we Indians are hypocrites.Idiots.